Terms of Service

Effective date: [DATE]

These Terms are an agreement between you and [COMPANY LEGAL NAME] ("we", "us") covering your use of amialoser.com and anything we offer through it (the "Site"). By using the Site you agree to these Terms. If you don't agree, please don't use the Site.

1. You must be 18 or older

The Site is for adults. By using it you confirm that you are at least 18 years old and able to enter into a binding agreement. We do not knowingly allow anyone under 18 to use the Site.

2. The Site is for entertainment only

The quiz is a joke. Your score, your result type and every line of text on the Site are written for humour and generated from a handful of multiple-choice answers. They are not a psychological assessment, a diagnosis, a measure of your worth, or a statement of fact about you or anyone else. Nothing on the Site is medical, mental-health, legal, financial or other professional advice, and you should not rely on it to make any decision.

The word "loser" and similar language on the Site are used playfully and are not intended as a factual description of any person.

3. We are not a mental-health or crisis service

We do not provide therapy, counselling or crisis support, and we do not monitor your answers for signs of distress. Using the Site does not create a professional, clinical or duty-of-care relationship between you and us.

If you are in crisis or thinking about harming yourself, call or text 988 in the United States (the 988 Suicide & Crisis Lifeline), or call your local emergency number. Do not rely on the Site in an emergency.

4. Sponsors, partners and affiliate links

The Site contains paid placements, sponsored content and affiliate links, including links to third-party mental-health and therapy services. We may receive money or other compensation when you click a link, sign up or make a purchase. Paid placements are labelled.

Third-party services are operated by other companies, not by us. We do not provide, control, supervise or guarantee them, and a link or placement is not a recommendation that a service is right for you. Your use of any third-party service is governed by that company's own terms and privacy policy, and any dispute about it is between you and that company.

5. Email

To see your result you give us an email address. By doing so you agree that we may send you your result and occasional emails about new quizzes, features and sponsors. You can unsubscribe at any time using the link in any email. See our Privacy Policy for how we handle your information.

6. Sharing your result

You decide whether to share your result. If you post it publicly, anyone can see it, and we are not responsible for how other people react to or use it. Share only your own result, and do not use the Site to harass, bully, shame or target another person.

7. Acceptable use

You agree not to:

8. Our content

The Site, including its name, design, questions, results and artwork, belongs to us or our licensors and is protected by intellectual-property laws. You may share your own result card for personal, non-commercial purposes. All other rights are reserved.

9. No warranties

The Site is provided "as is" and "as available", without warranties of any kind, whether express or implied, including implied warranties of merchantability, fitness for a particular purpose, accuracy and non-infringement. We do not promise that the Site will be available, error-free or secure, or that any result is accurate or meaningful.

10. Limitation of liability

To the fullest extent permitted by law, we and our owners, employees, contractors, sponsors and partners will not be liable for any indirect, incidental, special, consequential, exemplary or punitive damages, or for any emotional distress, loss of reputation, loss of data or loss of profits, arising out of or relating to the Site, your result, or any third-party service linked from the Site.

To the fullest extent permitted by law, our total liability for all claims relating to the Site is limited to [ONE HUNDRED U.S. DOLLARS (US $100)]. Some jurisdictions do not allow certain limitations, so some of these may not apply to you.

11. Indemnification

You agree to defend, indemnify and hold us harmless from any claims, losses and expenses (including reasonable legal fees) arising from your misuse of the Site or your violation of these Terms or of another person's rights.

12. Disputes, arbitration and class-action waiver

[LAWYER TO CONFIRM OR REPLACE THIS SECTION.] Before bringing a claim, you agree to contact us at [CONTACT EMAIL] and try to resolve it informally for at least 30 days. If that fails, any dispute relating to the Site or these Terms will be resolved by binding individual arbitration administered by [ARBITRATION PROVIDER] under its consumer rules, and not in court, except that either of us may bring a qualifying claim in small-claims court.

You and we each waive the right to a jury trial and the right to take part in a class, collective or representative action. You may opt out of this arbitration agreement by emailing [CONTACT EMAIL] within 30 days of first using the Site.

13. Governing law

These Terms are governed by the laws of the State of [STATE], without regard to its conflict-of-laws rules. Subject to Section 12, the courts located in [COUNTY, STATE] have exclusive jurisdiction.

14. Changes and termination

We may change the Site or these Terms at any time. If we make a material change we will update the effective date above, and continuing to use the Site means you accept the new Terms. We may suspend or end access to the Site for anyone, at any time, for any reason.

15. General

These Terms and the Privacy Policy are the whole agreement between you and us about the Site. If any part is found unenforceable, the rest stays in effect. Our not enforcing a provision is not a waiver of it.

16. Contact

[COMPANY LEGAL NAME], [MAILING ADDRESS]. Email: [CONTACT EMAIL].